From the October 19, 2009 Weekly Standard
I hear that Pope Benedict XVI is already declaring Barack Obama a saint. No, the guy is not even Catholic but the Pope hopes he will become one. (Pa-DUMM!)
No need to wait 120 years for the requisite two miracles as Father Damien, the leper priest of Molokai, had to wait. (BTW: I saw Father Damien's statue in the Hall of Statuary in the nation's Capitol. It was one of Hawaii's two statues. Unfortunately, it's arm had fallen off.)
By expediting the process, Pope Bennie will encourage saintliness.
My good friends Dunlap and Jackie Broyles give the low-down in their Red State Update. Along with Jimmy Carter and Al Gore, Barack Obama belongs "on the Mount Rushmore of Shut the Hell Up."