Optometri
With Girls Are Go!
to
High Noon Saloon 701A E. Washington Ave., Madison, Wisconsin 53703
Optometri, a band of rocking Russian ex-pats that appeared in Madison during the mid-oughts, sadly said farewell a couple years back. However, they have resurfaced anew and plan to debut a new song, “We Is Risen!” While rumors of Sergey Kislyak’s involvement cannot be confirmed or denied, it is totally fake news that Optometri’s members bear a striking resemblance to other local musicians. With ‘60s girl group specialists Girls Are Go.