Guess what! Mom and Dad want to come visit. Again. It's time to remind them that Madison is a city of freaks, and it's way too freaky for their constant visits. Except it's not so freaky they should stop helping pay for tuition. Here's where Le Tigre Lounge can help. It's a tiger-themed bar in a strip mall! That's freaky. But then there are classic martinis and a jukebox that will take Mom and Dad right back to their younger days. Pretty soon they'll be falling in love all over again and slow-dancing next to the piano.
No, actually your dad had never told you before that you were conceived to Nancy Sinatra. Now who's freaky?