Don't think of it as being "stuck in Madtown for break." Think of how staying here keeps your carbon footprint in line. Then treat yourself to a virtual trip to a tropical beachfront.
Sample the seafood enchiladas at Ocean Grill. Order up the conch fritters, the Avo-Cat and a Dark and Stormy at Jolly Bob's. Try the jerk steak and a ginger beer at David's Jamaican, and the jerk catfish and a Ting at Jamerica. And the steamed mussels and frites at Sardine will take you half a world away.