Back in April, United Airlines lost my suitcase, which contained my glasses and a bunch of other stuff. Except for a post titled "And hell is United Airlines" and a few other casual references to it like that, I've been patient and understanding.
But now into the 95th day and eleventh hour of United losing my bag, I need to bring it up again because of the replacement glasses issue. A few weeks back, I asked you if my new glasses (the Roosevelt model from Warby Parker) were too big. You said they made me look like a nerdish bug -- not in a hip way, but rather in a bug that looks like a nerd way.
So, I exchanged them for a smaller pair. These are the Nedwin model (nothing nerdy sounding about that). Dianne approved of these glasses. I thought I was good.
Then the other day I went to visit my friends on the Jonathan and Kitty in the Morning radio show and was greeted with this response: "Dude! Are those your glasses? Seriously, man, they don't fit your face. Did you borrow them from a little kid?"
I was on the radio, so the glasses sounded fine to most people, I think, but I suppose the radio isn't the best format in which to judge glasses.
So, here I am, at top right, modeling the Nedwin for you approval or condemnation. What do you think? And before you say anything, no there's nothing I can do about the size of my forehead. Just deal with it.
