The Expendables: Action stars of '80s and '90s unite in a story of aging mercenaries (Sylvester Stallone, Jet Li, Jason Statham, Dolph Lundgren, Mickey Rourke) fighting an ex-CIA baddie (Eric Roberts). Stallone's script seems thrown together, but the high-octane action scenes offer the requisite dumb fun.
- Marc Savlov
I'm Still Here: This notorious faux documentary follows Joaquin Phoenix as he retires from acting and begins a career as a (bad) rapper. He also whores, snorts powder, berates underlings and vomits. No thanks.
- Kenneth Burns