Contract to Kill
Crucible 3116 Commercial Ave., Madison, Wisconsin 53714
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"Schlock and Awe" creator Cody Lemke on stage.
Cody Lemke
media release: FREE live movie showing featuring commentary from comics Cody Lemke, Sasha Rosser, and David Fisher. We make jokes during bad movies. That's the show!
This April, Schlock returns with noted Russian Special Representative Steven Seagal in Contract to Kill. As if the movie's tagline ("They didn't just cross the border; they crossed the line") wasn't enough of a red flag, this movie throws in nonsensical exposition, derpy dialogue, and Seagal's signature wooden performance into the melting pot of stank for good measure. It's really quite alarmingly bad.
Doors open at 8:30PM, show starts 9:00P
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Seating is first come, first served. Free parking and full bar service available at venue.
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