You may find it hard to believe, but the new baseball game The Bigs 2 is way, way nuttier than Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.
That's saying a lot, because the Transformers game allows you to play as humanoid robots that morph into cars and jets, then you blow up rival Transformers in settings of crumbling city buildings. Revenge of the Fallen is like Godzilla vs. Whatever, but with robots in disguise. Wacky, right?
Now consider that The Bigs 2 is wackier. It allows you to play as any Major League baseball team of your choice, but the pitchers, hitters and fielders throw, hit and run very, very fast. They are turbo-charged.
What's more, if you pitch poorly, the game takes away your best pitch. So all of a sudden, it could be only the second inning, yet your pitcher can't throw, say, a fastball or a curve ball. That's kind of an impediment.
What's even more intense: If you bat really well, the game gives you a temporary magical power that virtually guarantees you'll crush a homerun.
In other words, The Bigs 2 is like baseball on steroids. Oh wait, baseball in real life is already on steroids. So The Bigs 2 is more like baseball on magic beans and fairy dust. It is the stuff of fantastical fantasies, making the effects of steroids quaint.
And yet, I don't love The Bigs 2. Why? Personal preference. Even though I like crazy-supernaturally magic golf games and racing games, I'm just not that into crazy-supernaturally magic baseball games. I prefer baseball the way it is: pure, slow and dull as dirt.
However, if you're into wacky baseball games, this one might be right up your alley. (See, I can be objective.) It's made really, really well. It's pretty as can be. It's smooth. It's hard to beat at first. In fact, it's too hard to get a good hit.
As for Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, it's also not my cup of tea. I never dug the whole Transformer thing when I was a kid, and I don't now.
And objectively speaking, Revenge of the Fallen (a spinoff on the latest movie) is redundant and average. It does a good job of creating fighting, flying and shooting techniques. But as you portray Transformers, you merely get dropped into a series of boring city battles where you take out rivals one at a time in similar killing fashions.
So you walk, spot a rival, kill it, then move on to the next rival. This goes on, and on, and on.
You may be wondering why I'm here reviewing two kinds of games I don't normally like. Well, I used to hate asparagus too. Then someone served it to me right, and I loved it. So I'm always hoping my open mind will be greeted with other pleasant surprises. These games just aren't as pleasant as asparagus.
