Even Brenda Konkel said there wasn't much to report on today. So I did what any respectable blogger did on a slow news day: Google "Sarah Palin."
The second result that came up was Saracuda's reaction to her daughter Bristol's impending appearance on Dancing with the Stars, where she will compete against other top national figures, including The Situation from Jersey Shore and Audrina Patridge.
I decided to do the show to get out of Alaska for a few weeks, do something fun and positive and have a good time. My mom's excited for me. She knows this is real family entertainment.
"Get out of Alaska?" Sounds like a presidential exploratory committee if I've ever heard of one.