There was big state political news this week. You know what I'm talking about. That's right. The Gladys Huber juggernaut.
I hardly need to tell you, but The Gladys was the fake Democratic candidate for governor, and she sent shock waves through the political world by pulling down 0.7% of the primary vote for governor on Tuesday.
Now, Fake Dems all over the state are beside themselves as they prepare for the state Fake Democratic convention this summer. Huber is expected to deliver a rousing convention speech in support of the Fake Democratic platform. That policy document includes support for death panels to review the DMV applications of all drivers over 80 years old, mandatory gay marriage even for heterosexuals, a prohibition on red meat and required tofu in every pot, and the confiscation of all firearms, including squirt guns from young children.
Speaking of gay marriage, on the national level President Obama has evolved his position on the subject to match that of Joe Biden's. Sensing an opening, Mitt Romney reaffirmed his support for the Salem Witch Trials.
Turning to the sports pages now, the Milwaukee Brewers have suffered a string of injuries so bad that Major League Baseball has given Ryan Braun the go ahead to start taking steroids just so things don't get even more ugly. Actually, they're insisting on it.
That's all I've got for now. Have a good weekend, kids.