Geoffrey Asmus, Tim Smith, Charlie Kojis

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Geoffrey Asmus on stage.

Geoffrey Asmus

Hold the phone: this is the funniest white comedian around? Well, he better be: he has the domain name (whitecomedian.com) and everything! On a victory lap after releasing his new special, The Only Funny White Man, local legend Geoffrey Asmus is returning to his former stomping grounds to spread the irreverent gospel of the alpha to the huddled masses. Come bear witness to the aforementioned funny white man talking about religion, sex, their intermingling, and also dogs (not 100% separately from that middle topic). All you betas out there, maybe skip this one, unless you think you can handle being in the room with someone who hates your guts. With Tim Smith, Charlie Kojis. Shows at 7:30 p.m. on Aug. 31 and 7:30 and 10 p.m., Sept. 1-2.

media release: Geoffrey Asmus released his debut stand-up comedy special, The Only Funny White Man July 20 on YouTube and you can enjoy the hilarious hour HERE.

The Only Funny White Man was filmed in front of Geoffrey's parents in Minneapolis, the greatest city in America, at Sisyphus Brewery. In this stand-up special, Geoffrey flaunts his knowledge of capital cities and asks young folks what they're studying in college while he answers ALL of society’s most pressing questions - Are dogs sexy? Do we need Democrats? Should every baby be aborted? Can Lutherans enter into heaven? And most importantly - Why are betas allowed to live?

This comedy special is clinically proven to cure low testosterone, premature ejaculation, and most forms of depression.  So why not give it a watch and have a good moment for once in your sorry, pathetic life?

Geoffrey Asmus began performing stand-up in 2013 immediately after wasting $143,548 on seven college degrees. In 2021 his debut album Prodigal Little Bitch went to #1 on iTunes. Geoffrey also records the weekly You’re An Idiot podcast with Alex Dragicevich. It is the only funny podcast in America. He has opened for Dave Attell, Mark Normand, Dan Soder, Fortune Feimster, Sam Morrill, and Daniel Sloss among others. 

Asmus headlines comedy clubs nationwide and sleeps on Greyhounds around the world. He regularly performs at the famous Comedy Cellar in New York City and was featured at Just For Laughs in Montreal as a ‘New Face.’ Geoffrey was just at Just For Laughs last week as part of 'The Nasty Show' and continues a nationwide tour next week through the end of the year. A full list of tour dates can be found below. 

But no matter where he performs Geoffrey never makes eye contact, which is a blessing for all.