Got a geeky cube mate who needs to spruce up his/her workspace? Consider one of these completely useless, but fun, gizmos that plug into a USB slot on your computer.
This adorable owl sits on your laptop monitor and watches you work. He has three settings--sleep, mellow, and active--that can be changed by pushing a button on the little avian's back. The Japanese marketing video for these toys is super cute and effective; I really want one of these now.
Plug this into your computer and squeeze away your stress. Taking out your aggression on this stressball makes the windows on your screen twist and turn. The product description says it "keeps you from killing your supervisors or committing arson."
This one is actually kind of useful.... Smelly office? This USB-powered aromatherapy oil burner will freshen things up, and calm your frazzled nerves with a delightful lavender scent.
If your stressball or aromatherapy oil didn't work, try this USB missile launcher. Don't worry--they're made of foam.